Star Wars IV / 4 – A New Hope pilot complete fuck up by khauron · Published 27/02/2015 · Updated 27/02/2015 If only Porkins hadn’t fucked the thing up…. He had the keys to resolve the whole thing, and he does what? Makes a fucked up mistake and dies, and leaves the rest of the squadron hanging by a leafe. Never forget. A pilot A man A pig Porkins.